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The Infinite Monkey Theorem

The Infinite Monkey Theorem
Opened in 2008 in Denver, Colorado, The Infinite Monkey Theorem is an urban winery operated by one mad scientist working out of a back alley in the RiNo Art District of Denver. We buy the best grapes and we make ridiculously good wine. When we started the winery, we decided to focus on the variables that really mattered: using the best grapes, harvesting them at their peak, nurturing each batch of juice as it became our wine, and getting to know the people who drink it. We also decided to get rid of the variables that don’t matter: the vineyard location, the rolling hills, and the tasting room covered in granite and marble. The locale of the winery promotes urbanity and social-mindedness, both giving the winery access to the city and the city access to the winery. Because The Infinite Monkey Theorem believes the culture surrounding the winery helps define the wine’s quality, the winery takes its position and influence in the local Denver community very seriously. The wines are not only expressions of the local fruit, the process, and the personality of the winemaker, but also expressions of the people drinking the wine. It is a product born out of the community and thus representative of the community.
The Infinite Monkey Theorem Blind Watchmaker Red

The Infinite Monkey Theorem Blind Watchmaker Red

Offers loads of crushed berry, on the nose with undertones of wet earth, tobacco and green tea. Full-bodied, with big, round tannins and plenty of fruit. Balanced and luscious.  more
BN#532574

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Blind Watchmaker White

The Infinite Monkey Theorem Blind Watchmaker White

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Very fragrant nose with loads of tropical fruit. The palate follows suit offering flavors of tangerine, papaya and guava. Pure and rich.  more
BN#512971

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Cabernet Franc 2015

The Infinite Monkey Theorem Cabernet Franc 2015

BN#604890

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Malbec 2015

The Infinite Monkey Theorem Malbec 2015

Colorado provides the altitude and warmth that have become synonymous with great Malbec. Deep and rich in color, earthy with some raisin on the nose, yet the palate that's filled with black cherry, cocoa, and dried fig. The tannins on the finish make it easy to pair alongside braised meats ... more
BN#606478

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Riesling 2015

The Infinite Monkey Theorem Riesling 2015

Certainly not your Grandma's Riesling. A balance between distinct floral peach notes colliding with a slight stoniness to create a mouthwatering minerality on the finish. A touch of residual sugar leaves your palate wanting to go back for more.  more
BN#606481

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Rose 2015

The Infinite Monkey Theorem Rose 2015

Fuschia is the new pink when it comes to this rose'. The color is almost as remarkable as the distinct aromas of strawberry that hit your nose with each sip. And if that isn't enough, your taste buds will come to life with the cherry and watermelon flavors that make ... more
BN#604888

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Rose

The Infinite Monkey Theorem Rose

Fuschia is the new pink when it comes to this rose'. The color is almost as remarkable as the distinct aromas of strawberry that hit your nose with each sip. And if that isn't enough, your taste buds will come to life with the cherry and watermelon flavors that make ... more
BN#491430

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Sauvignon Blanc Semillon 2015

The Infinite Monkey Theorem Sauvignon Blanc Semillon 2015

The floral and citrus notes of the Semillion compliment tropical nuances of the Sauvignon Blanc beautifully, to create a fresh and vibrant every day white wine. The first sip reminds me of cutting into a perfectly ripe honeydew melon. Bright in acid, it lends itself to friends, movies and daydreaming ... more
BN#615888

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SKU 30348

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Syrah 2014

The Infinite Monkey Theorem Syrah 2014

Velvet describes not only the color of this wine, but the mouthfeel too. A very rich purply velvet, almost enough to stain the glass but definitely enough to stain the lips. Aromas match the color with tons of ripe blackberry and truffle. This is an easily agreeable wine with flavors ... more
BN#615887

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