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The Infinite Monkey Theorem

The Infinite Monkey Theorem
Opened in 2008 in Denver, Colorado, The Infinite Monkey Theorem is an urban winery operated by one mad scientist working out of a back alley in the RiNo Art District of Denver. We buy the best grapes and we make ridiculously good wine. When we started the winery, we decided to focus on the variables that really mattered: using the best grapes, harvesting them at their peak, nurturing each batch of juice as it became our wine, and getting to know the people who drink it. We also decided to get rid of the variables that don’t matter: the vineyard location, the rolling hills, and the tasting room covered in granite and marble. The locale of the winery promotes urbanity and social-mindedness, both giving the winery access to the city and the city access to the winery. Because The Infinite Monkey Theorem believes the culture surrounding the winery helps define the wine’s quality, the winery takes its position and influence in the local Denver community very seriously. The wines are not only expressions of the local fruit, the process, and the personality of the winemaker, but also expressions of the people drinking the wine. It is a product born out of the community and thus representative of the community.

The Infinite Monkey Theorem Back Alley Red Can

A lightly carbonated Syrah that is at once deeply rich and freshly delightful. The palate bursts with cherries, blackberries and currants with hints of cinnamon toast on the finish. more
BN#512970

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Back Alley White Can

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Loads of upfront starfruit on the nose with white peach, citrus and cardamom following. The light carbonation lifts the citrus fruits on the palate to a smooth and refreshing finish. more
BN#467260

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SKU 35051

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Blind Watchmaker Red

Offers loads of crushed berry, on the nose with undertones of wet earth, tobacco and green tea. Full-bodied, with big, round tannins and plenty of fruit. Balanced and luscious. more
BN#532574

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Cabernet Franc 2013

More robust and ripe than previous years. Strong cassis aromas abound backed by the smell of a light sweet tobacco. Raspberry and violets hit the palate immediately but it does not take long for the expected Poblano pepper spice to come through on the finish. more
BN#552165

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SKU 33156

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Hundredth Monkey 2012

The 100th Monkey is a blend of what we consider the best barrels in the winery, blended and then aged even longer. The process gives this wine a toasty and polished style. Ripe, fleshy blueberry and blackberry notes with rich cassis, finished with mocha and vanilla. more
BN#555194

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SKU 33016

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Malbec 2012

A combination of raisin, tobacco and Portobello mushroom fill the nose yet the palate is filled with black cherry and vanilla, backed with cocoa and dried fig. Robust tannins help give this wine an almost gamey note. Pair this with braised meats or some unique and different sausages… or indulge ... more
BN#502035

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Moscato Can

Fragrant dried fruit and floral notes. Palate explodes with ripe apricot, grapefruit and honeysuckle. Finishes softly, lingering with a touch of residual sugar. more
BN#562964

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SKU 42349

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Riesling 2013

A fresh, lively Riesling offering floral, peach, citrus and slate flavors. It's well balanced and integrated with a crunchy, mouthwatering aftertaste of lime and mineral. more
BN#537237

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Rose 2014

Fuschia is the new pink when it comes to this rose'. The color is almost as remarkable as the distinct aromas of strawberry that hit your nose with each sip. And if that isn't enough, your taste buds will come to life with the cherry and watermelon flavors that make ... more
BN#555226

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Rose

Fuschia is the new pink when it comes to this rose'. The color is almost as remarkable as the distinct aromas of strawberry that hit your nose with each sip. And if that isn't enough, your taste buds will come to life with the cherry and watermelon flavors that make ... more
BN#491430

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SKU 45595

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