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The Infinite Monkey Theorem

The Infinite Monkey Theorem
Opened in 2008 in Denver, Colorado, The Infinite Monkey Theorem is an urban winery operated by one mad scientist working out of a back alley in the RiNo Art District of Denver. We buy the best grapes and we make ridiculously good wine. When we started the winery, we decided to focus on the variables that really mattered: using the best grapes, harvesting them at their peak, nurturing each batch of juice as it became our wine, and getting to know the people who drink it. We also decided to get rid of the variables that don’t matter: the vineyard location, the rolling hills, and the tasting room covered in granite and marble. The locale of the winery promotes urbanity and social-mindedness, both giving the winery access to the city and the city access to the winery. Because The Infinite Monkey Theorem believes the culture surrounding the winery helps define the wine’s quality, the winery takes its position and influence in the local Denver community very seriously. The wines are not only expressions of the local fruit, the process, and the personality of the winemaker, but also expressions of the people drinking the wine. It is a product born out of the community and thus representative of the community.
The Infinite Monkey Theorem Blind Watchmaker Red

The Infinite Monkey Theorem Blind Watchmaker Red

Offers loads of crushed berry, on the nose with undertones of wet earth, tobacco and green tea. Full-bodied, with big, round tannins and plenty of fruit. Balanced and luscious.  more
BN#532574

Price:$20.99

SKU 26298

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Blind Watchmaker White

The Infinite Monkey Theorem Blind Watchmaker White

ws 87
Very fragrant nose with loads of tropical fruit. The palate follows suit offering flavors of tangerine, papaya and guava. Pure and rich.  more
BN#512971

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SKU 27581

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Cabernet Franc 2013

The Infinite Monkey Theorem Cabernet Franc 2013

More robust and ripe than previous years. Strong cassis aromas abound backed by the smell of a light sweet tobacco. Raspberry and violets hit the palate immediately but it does not take long for the expected Poblano pepper spice to come through on the finish.  more
BN#552165

Price:$20.99

SKU 33156

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Malbec 2012

The Infinite Monkey Theorem Malbec 2012

A combination of raisin, tobacco and Portobello mushroom fill the nose yet the palate is filled with black cherry and vanilla, backed with cocoa and dried fig. Robust tannins help give this wine an almost gamey note. Pair this with braised meats or some unique and different sausages… or indulge ... more
BN#502035

Price:$20.99

SKU 33155

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Moscato Can

The Infinite Monkey Theorem Moscato Can

Fragrant dried fruit and floral notes. Palate explodes with ripe apricot, grapefruit and honeysuckle. Finishes softly, lingering with a touch of residual sugar.  more
BN#562964

Price:$4.99

 8oz Can

SKU 42349

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Riesling 2014

The Infinite Monkey Theorem Riesling 2014

Certainly not your Grandma's Riesling. A balance between distinct floral peach notes colliding with a slight stoniness to create a mouthwatering minerality on the finish. A touch of residual sugar leaves your palate wanting to go back for more.  more
BN#577870

Price:$17.99

SKU 42350

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Rose 2014

The Infinite Monkey Theorem Rose 2014

Fuschia is the new pink when it comes to this rose'. The color is almost as remarkable as the distinct aromas of strawberry that hit your nose with each sip. And if that isn't enough, your taste buds will come to life with the cherry and watermelon flavors that make ... more
BN#555226

Price:$17.99

SKU 31723

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Sauvignon Blanc Semillon 2014

The Infinite Monkey Theorem Sauvignon Blanc Semillon 2014

BN#555225

Price:$17.99

SKU 30348

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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Syrah 2012

The Infinite Monkey Theorem Syrah 2012

Rich velvet purple color with aromas of ripe blackberry and truffle. Great acidity and minerality with strong flavors of black plum, leather and a white pepper spice. Ripe tannins and great structure make this an easily agreeable wine. Ready to drink with some smoky barbeque in the summer or some ... more
BN#502036

Price:$28.99

SKU 24968

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